From: email@example.com (The Galactic Overlord Remailer)
Subject: Re: ENTHETA.NET archive: The Librarian
firstname.lastname@example.org (Marina Chong) came *running* into
the ARSCC Chimerical Library and *woke* me up at noon on New Year's
Day (I was on top of the map cabinet, though how I got *there,* I'll
*never* know! *SOME* party!), and shouted:
>Happy New Year!!!
When she saw that I had just a *MAJOR* hangover, she tippy-toed over
to my terminal and *quietly* typed in:
Holy CTCC! It was *me!* On the Web! I almost fell off the map cabinet!
>Scientology in the Media [Internet]
>Introduction by Sister Clara
>Thu, 01 Jan 1998 01:22:04
>Late 1997 saw the appearance of a new poster to
>who glories in the simple pseudonym of
<BLUSHING SNIP OF THINGS SAID ABOUT ME THAT ARE *MUCH* TOO NICE>
>Page created on: 01 January 1998
I can't *believe* it! This is the BEST New Year I have *ever* had!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU, Marina for the lovely way you
presented my posts. And, Sister Clara... . I'm speechless. I sure hope
I can live *up* to all the nice things you said about me. Gosh, I'm
just trying to provide ARSCCers with the facts they need, when they
need them. I mean, that's what Bob *pays* me for, isn't it?
Of course, if anybody feels my uncon*troll*able flirtatious nature
gets to be just *too* much (and, <SIGH>, it probably does at times),
someone might find it interesting to just snip out all of that, and
compile the FACTS that can be found in nearly all my posts (except for
a few simpy, girlish "thank-you's" like this one.)
Well, simpy or not, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. I just
can't *believe* that you two were kind enough to put me up there on
the World Wide Web for the whole world to see! I hope I can find a way
to repay you, and if there is *any* information you need that I might
be able to find, *please* let me know.
Now, uh, Marina--can you toss me the ARSCC flag from that pole over
there in the corner. I *was* wearing that silver little sequined
number at the New Year's party, but...well, for the *life* of me, I
can't seem to locate it... .
--<The ARSCC Librarian>
*The ARSCC, like its flag-waving [Whoops! Censored!] Librarian, does