|From: Anonymous-Remailer@See.Comment.Header (The Librarian)
Subject: Re: Owen, We Have a Problem...
References: <38EF9D7F.9F186516@aol.com>, <email@example.com>,
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Ed, you little sweetheart darling! You sure know the way to *this*
girl's heart, you cute little sweet little fact-hungry HUNK, you!
I am SO happy you asked:
> Maybe Kase Ossifer will repost the Librarian's 1972-82 conspiracy
>time track of which he is so proud?
Well, sheesh! I don't know why *he* would have any right to be "so
proud" of the Time Lines. I mean, I don't remember seeing Mr.
Rude-As-You-Please Kase Ossifer with *his* behind in any ARSCC Library
chair working and slaving alone, lonely, aching, needing, night after
night, week after week, month after month verifying FACT after hot, hot
Oh, suuuuuuuure, Mr. Know-It-All Kase Ossifer is happy to enjoy the
*fruits* of a poor little librarian's breathless, sweat-dripping labor!
Well, to heck with *him*! (Unless, of course, he wants to play Stump the
Librarian--strip version. [Wink] Then the ARSCC Library door is *always*
open. Until I close it. [Wink])
Anywaaaaaaz. I am SO happy you asked that, Ed, not only because you are
*obviously* a man who likes his HARD FACTS, but because I am soooo
embarrassed by all these *stupid* DOOfussy little... well, GLITCHY
things that showed up in those Time Lines when I posted them the first
time. I mean I *appreciate* the work that The Coalition (hi, boys,
whoever you are!) put into creating the database, but, SHEESH, how the
heck is a girl supposed to look at little quotation marks and thingys in
ONE document, and know that when she transfers them over the Internet,
half the darn things are going to turn into little I-don't-KNOW-what's?
Thirty-five years of Microsoft monopoly for *this*? SHEEEEEEESH!
Well, Ed, I *think* I've fixed all the little demons, so, just for YOU,
you big, gorgeous sweet HARD FACT honey, I'm reposting the lot.
And, Ed, you come back *ANY* time you want to play Stump the Librarian.
--<The ARSCC Librarian>
P.S. BTW, to you, poor little darling Chris Owen, please don't let that
crusty ol' Kase Ossifer get your goat. You are *so* right calling him a
"conspiracy nut" for hinting around that you had some connection with
intelligence agencies! I mean, the *nerve*! *YOU* of all people! God,
WHERE do these conspiracy nuts get their *weird* ideas? There,
there--don't you worry one little bit about it, you smart, beautiful,
erudite Oxford scholar! The fact that you *don't* have any connection to
intelligence agencies is all the fact you need to prove what morons
these "consipiracy nuts" really ARE! You can come lay your weary,
mistreated head on *my* bosom *anytime*!
*The ARSCC, like its compassionate and passionate little Librarian, does
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